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Author: Translation Page 5
Adfrboroemb & Fitch
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A bootleg pants label in China
Slip carefully!
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
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Signs
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Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
Closer, Easier
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Signs
Above a urinal in China
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
Beautiful Juice from the bodies.
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Sign in Japan
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
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Signs
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In Mexico
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Be Aware of Invisibility
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Signs
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A road sign
French Creeps
Sign
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Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
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