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Author: Translation Page 5
Libido
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A brand of Chinese soda
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
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Sign at a fishpond
Exterior Window Cleaners at Work – No Feeding!
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Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
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On a basketball video game in Japan
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
Instructions
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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
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From a toy package in Taiwan
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
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Sign in a park
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
We have Engrish Menu
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At a Japanese restaurant
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
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