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The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer.

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Pardon Me, I’ve Been Pardoned

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Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

Lawyers Money

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage

Don’t Give The Dose, To The One You Love The Most

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I wanted to come out of the chute on the right foot.

Mixed metaphors

Why Can't Johnny Bowl?

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I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

Get in the boat and swim or get out.

Mixed metaphors

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

Mixed metaphors

We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.

Mixed metaphors

… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…

Mixed metaphors

Who Walks In When I Walk Out?

Miscellaneous

You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

Mixed metaphors

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Mixed metaphors

(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

Sports

I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

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If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

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Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Book Titles