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You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

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I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Mixed metaphors

He’s not the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

Mixed metaphors

You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!

Mixed metaphors

Nothing lasts as long as a suit you don’t like.

Appearance Clothing

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

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Her parents got married out of wedlock.

Mixed metaphors

We are rolling out fresh fruit in primary schools.

Mixed metaphors

North End of a Southbound Mule

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Cow Cow Strut

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I think we got on like a house gathering no moss.

Mixed metaphors

I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back to See if I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

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Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

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The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

Mixed metaphors

I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

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Drank Myself Under the Table Tryin to Get Over You

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You weigh up the pros and cons and try to put them into chronological order.

Miscellaneous

I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

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