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Loose lips sink like a rock.
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Mixed metaphors
You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
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Song Titles
We’ll cross that bear when we get to it.
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Mixed metaphors
I Don’t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
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Song Titles
Lightbulb Hat
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
Occasional Wife
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Song Titles
Written by Robert William Scott
Singing in the Bathtub
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Song Titles
Written by Michael H. Cleary
You Done My Brain In
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Song Titles
Written by Neil James Innes
He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.
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Mixed metaphors
Hesitation
I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.
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Mixed metaphors
I Sold a Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run So We’re Even
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Song Titles
Get in the boat and swim or get out.
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Mixed metaphors
I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse
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Song Titles
Written by Bob Warren & Sarah Crouch
Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?
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Mixed metaphors
He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.
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Mixed metaphors
Heart diseases are yet another health care headache.
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Mixed metaphors
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
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Song Titles
Written by Byron Gallimore / Don Pfrimmer / William Shore
I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back
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Song Titles
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
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Mixed metaphors
If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!
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Mixed metaphors
The Resistance of Piles to Penetration
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Book Titles
Health
Piles
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