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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

Black Eyed Susan Brown

I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left

It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

There are things that will really sink home with you.

Lightbulb Hat

I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.

The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.

Why Can't Johnny Bowl?

I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.

I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse

You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!

Occasional Wife

We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.

Full Drawers, Empty Arms

Cow Cow Strut