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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
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Miscellaneous
Song Titles
Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.
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Lawyers
Money
Black Eyed Susan Brown
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Song Titles
Written by Al Goodhart Al Hoffman / Herbert Magidson
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left
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Song Titles
It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.
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Mixed metaphors
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
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Mixed metaphors
There are things that will really sink home with you.
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Mixed metaphors
Lightbulb Hat
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I’m Old Enough to Know Better But I’m Still Too Young to Care
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Song Titles
Written by Chick Rains & Wade Hayes
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
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Song Titles
Written by Byron Gallimore / Don Pfrimmer / William Shore
The horses of Australia’s snowy mountains once served to harness the identity of a nation emerging from colonial rule.
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Mixed metaphors
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
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Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
Why Can't Johnny Bowl?
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.
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Mixed metaphors
I’ve Never Seen an Armored Car Following a Hearse
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Song Titles
Written by Bob Warren & Sarah Crouch
You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!
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Song Titles
Written by Mike Rayburn
Occasional Wife
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Song Titles
Written by Robert William Scott
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
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Mixed metaphors
Summer camp is where the parents spend a thousand dollars so their daughter can learn to make a fifty-cent potholder.
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Definitions
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Summer camp
Full Drawers, Empty Arms
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Song Titles
Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
Cow Cow Strut
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Song Titles
Written by Barbara Chamberlin
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