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Here's Louie with the Sports

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(We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It’s) All Over Now

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Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.

Colemanballs

If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

Mixed metaphors

Where do you draw the line? … Everything has to have been drawn originally.

Mixed metaphors

This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.

Mixed metaphors

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

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We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.

Mixed metaphors

I have been torn betwixt and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.

Mixed metaphors

Skillet Full of Crisco

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Don’t Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)

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Like a chicken with its hat off.

Mixed metaphors

I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

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The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Mixed metaphors

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

Mixed metaphors

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors