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Our old car bought the dirt.

If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!

There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

Have Some Madeira, M’Dear

We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!

You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

He can squeeze money out of a turnip.

North End of a Southbound Mule

I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence

Legendary Chicken Fairy

Cow Cow Strut

I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

There's a silver lining in all that red ink.

She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.

Like a chicken with its hat off.

He was between a rock and the deep blue sea.

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