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Drank Myself Under the Table Tryin to Get Over You

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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

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I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

Mixed metaphors

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Imagination

Miscellaneous

Don't let the grass grow under a rolling stone.

Mixed metaphors

C’mon Down Off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

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I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

Mixed metaphors

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Boxing Sports

That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

Mixed metaphors

It Took A Helluva Man To Take My Anne, But It Sure Didn’t Take Him Long

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I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town

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I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

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He said he wanted to go play in his home country and village; I guess every village needs an idiot.

Hockey Sports

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Mixed metaphors

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.

Mixed metaphors

Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

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Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

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