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The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

Mixed metaphors

I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

We want to brand the Renaissance name to the eyeballs in the chairs.

Mixed metaphors

Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket

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If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

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He who hesitates hasn't leapt first.

Mixed metaphors

Dick, Dick What Did You Lick?

Book Titles

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.

Mixed metaphors

We had some hiccups in the road.

Mixed metaphors

Hold On To Your Men ‘Cause She’s Single Again

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Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

Mixed metaphors

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

Hockey Sports

I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

Mixed metaphors

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

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I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Mixed metaphors

North End of a Southbound Mule

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Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

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If You Can’t Be Good, Be Bad With Me

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Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

Mixed metaphors

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

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