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Our old car bought the dirt.
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Mixed metaphors
If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!
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Mixed metaphors
There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.
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Mixed metaphors
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
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Song Titles
Have Some Madeira, M’Dear
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Song Titles
Written by Michael Flanders & Daniel Swan
We just keep getting the tail end of the stick.
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Mixed metaphors
I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.
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Mixed metaphors
Fishing
If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!
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Mixed metaphors
You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
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Song Titles
He can squeeze money out of a turnip.
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Mixed metaphors
North End of a Southbound Mule
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Song Titles
Written by Matt Heinecke
I Was Watching a Man Paint a Fence
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Written by Al Goodhart / Ed G. Nelson / Harry Pease
Legendary Chicken Fairy
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Song Titles
Written by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Cow Cow Strut
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Song Titles
Written by Barbara Chamberlin
I Just Fell in Something; and I Sure Hope It’s Love
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Song Titles
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
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Mixed metaphors
There's a silver lining in all that red ink.
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Mixed metaphors
She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.
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Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
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Mixed metaphors
He was between a rock and the deep blue sea.
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Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools
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Engineer
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