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Author: Albert Einstein Page 2
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Situations
Insanity
Results
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Education
Ideas
Intelligence
Curiosity
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Ideas
Intelligence
Creativity
Sources
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Genius
Limits
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute;
that’s
relativity.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Heat
Science/Weather
Theory of Relativity
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Education
Learning
Memory
School
If
A
is a success in life, then
A
equals
x
plus
y
plus
z
; work is
x
;
y
is play; and
z
is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Life
Success
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Science/Weather
Counting
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