Author: Anonymous

Of course a platonic relationship is possible, but only between husband and wife.


Marriage Relationships Sex

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.


Accidents Cooking Food/Drink Problems

“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.


Tom Swifties

Coitus Interruptus: Copulation without population.


Sex

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

Loose lips sink like a rock.


Mixed metaphors