Author: Archie Bunker Page 24

You got a very warfed sense of humor.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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That there is an invason of my privates.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

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They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.

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The two of you was intricate together.

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I got a lotta best friends.; some o’ them I don’t even hardly know.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

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Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

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Clint Westwood

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Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

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The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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Busted tribia

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Fillit mig-non

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…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein.

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Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Philippines.

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You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Look at you, you're white as a goat.

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