Author: Archie Bunker Page 24

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese.

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Oh graytin potatoes

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Spanish Imposition.

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The whole conjugation was asleep.

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

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As our President said in his renegurial address.

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I told him no. N, O, W — no!

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Absolutely free, or greatis.

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House of ill refute.

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Bonafried

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

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Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

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Funerereal

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Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

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A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

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There’s an old saying: “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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