Author: Archie Bunker Page 6

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Grab the bull by the corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Executioner of a will.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Absolutely free, or greatis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is only a little mispensation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)