Author: Archie Bunker Page 6

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

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Malaprops

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Excitement to riot.

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Malaprops

The vertizontal hold on the TV.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

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Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That guy ain’t been the same since he had that vasexomy.

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Health Malaprops

You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

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Death Malaprops

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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Malaprops

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

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Misspokements

Up there in his ivory shower.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

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Misspokements

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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Malaprops Marriage

See if he passed the literaracy test.

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Malaprops