Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 2

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger Malaprops

If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death Happiness Misspokements Speech

If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I never liked you, and I always will.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Television

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment

Yes, but keep copies.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I’ll give you a definite maybe.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn’t go.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations