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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 2
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Entertainment
Film
Bad
Wide screen
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
In two words, impossible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Never make predictions… especially about the future.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future
Misspokements
Time
(also Casey Stengel)
Predictions
Yes, but keep copies.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When his secretary asked if she should destroy some old files
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When a friend told him he named his son Sam
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Work
I’ll give you a definite maybe.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When told a particular script was "too caustic"
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