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Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Signs
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
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On a chainsaw
Do not open here.
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On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Battery may explore or leak.
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On a battery
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
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On a pudding packet
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
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On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
WARNING: Contents flammable!
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On a container of lighter fluid
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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On matches
Ignite lighter away from face.
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On a Bic ighter
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Container of Underarm Deodorant
For external use only!
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On a curling iron
Warning: knives are sharp!
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On a knife sharpening stone
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Always drive on roads. Not on people.
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Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
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On a package of drain opener
Safe for carpets, too!
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On Woolite® carpet cleaner
Suitable for outdoor use.
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On a rain gauge
Do not apply directly to the brain.
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On a facial cleanser
Average Contents: 2
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On a Puma shoe box
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