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On a curling iron
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
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On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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In the information booklet
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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On a cup of take-out coffee
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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On a package of rat poison
Not for human consumption.
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On a package of dice
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
Use only on underarms.
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On Old Spice Red Zone deodorant
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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On a pair of lambskin gloves
Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Sears hairdryer
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
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On a VCR box
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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A Komatsu floodlight
Product will be hot after heating.
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Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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On a hose nozzle
This product moves when used.
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On a child's scooter
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Label on sports equipment
Do not put lit candles on phone.
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On the instructions for a cordless phone
Open Other End
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On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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On seal
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