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Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
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Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
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Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Signs
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
This product moves when used.
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Signs
On a child's scooter
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Turn off motor before using this product.
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Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
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Signs
On an air conditioner
Some assembly required.
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Signs
On a 500-piece puzzle
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Payment is due by the due date.
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Signs
On a credit card statement
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
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Signs
On a mattress
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
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Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
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