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BRITISH HAIRWAYS

Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition

Heaven Is Full – Go Home

You're too good for him.

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Do Not Use This Urinal

From Here To Maternity

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

We are open on Labor Day.