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Author: Sign Page 5
Our Infamous Steaks
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Signs
At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Please! No walking allowed without membership card.
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At a mall
UFO UNIVERSITY
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On a building
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Austin Flowers
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Name of a flower store
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Large banner outside a building
Just a shade better.
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On an awning manufacturer’s door
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
RONG PHUK RESTAURANT
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Name of an Oriental restaurant
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Signs
Above door of a store
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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In England
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
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At a church
Fried Liver Wash
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Road sign
We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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At a restaurant in Oklahoma
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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At a restaurant
Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
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Signs
At a gas station in England
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Highway sign
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