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Author: Sign Page 5
BRITISH HAIRWAYS
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Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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Signs
At a used car lot
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
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Signs
You're too good for him.
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Signs
In a woman’s restroom
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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Signs
At a store in Dublin
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
From Here To Maternity
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Marriage
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On a newlywed’s car
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Signs
Sign on a business’s door
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Signs
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Signs
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KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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Signs
At a restaurant
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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Signs
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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Signs
In an airplane cockpit
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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At a photography shop
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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Signs
At a home
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
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Signs
Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
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Signs
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
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Signs
On an electrical tower
We are open on Labor Day.
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Signs
In a maternity clothes store
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