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Author: Sign Page 5
My way is the highway. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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Signs
At a restaurant
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
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Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
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Signs
On a restaurant window
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
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Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
Speed Limit 13½
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Signs
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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Signs
At a drug store
No Smoking Dogs
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Signs
On a restaurant window
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Signs
Outside a church
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
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Signs
At a San Diego California department store
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
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Signs
On a billboard
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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Signs
By order of the District Council
French Creeps
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Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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Signs
Translations
In a park in China
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
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Signs
On a slot machine
Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits
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Signs
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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Signs
On a front door
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
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Signs
In a store window
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
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Signs
Your Gardening Angel
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Signs
At a garden shop
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
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Signs
At a farmer's field
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