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Keyword: Agreement

Sittin’ on the amen corner

Country expression
Miscellaneous A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses Agreement I agree with you Other expressions

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Benjamin Disraeli
(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Characteristics Agreement Good

Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.

Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Communication Agreement

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
People Agreement

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.

Udall’s Law
Murphy’s Laws (Morris K. Udall) Agreement

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

Lyndon Johnson
(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Intelligence Men Thinking Agreement

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Anonymous
Definitions Marriage Agreement Compromise

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

Anonymous
Communication Conversation Definitions Intelligence Speech Agreement

If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Agreement













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