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Keyword: Boredom

Actuary: Someone who cannot stand the excitement of chartered accountancy.

Glan Thomas
Occupations Work Actuaries Boredom

It’s like watching wallpaper dry.

Anonymous
Mixed metaphors Boredom

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Fresco's Discovery
Murphy’s Laws Boredom Competence

I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking; but I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they are still going.

William Norman Birkett
(1883 – 1962) British barrister, judge, politician & preacher
Communication Speech Time Boredom Watches

The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.

Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics Intelligence Boredom Curiosity

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower
(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Entertainment Television Boredom

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Anonymous
Insults Boredom

… just to relieve the monopoly.

Anonymous
Malaprops Situations Boredom Monotony

Gee, what a terrific party… later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other.

Neil Simon
(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Insults Situations Boredom Parties













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