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Celebrity
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Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.
Eileen Atkins
(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter
Success
Celebrity
Fame
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
Daniel J. Boorstin
(1914 – ) historian
Money
Success
Celebrity
Worth
One day you are a signature, next day you’re an autograph.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Success
Autographs
Celebrity
Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous… that’s easy… it’s getting laid when you’re
not
famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon
(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Sex
Success
Celebrity
Fame
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
(1906 – 1987) American actress
Acting
Age
Entertainment
Success
Actors
Celebrity
Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?
Mary K. Brown
first American female professional tennis player
Sports
Success
Celebrity
Tennis
Tennis racquet
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
People
Speech
Success
Accomplishments
Celebrity
You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Mothers
Success
Celebrity
Fame
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
People
Success
Celebrity
Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.
Anonymous
Definitions
Celebrity
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Success
Andy Warhol
Celebrity
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Henry Kissinger
(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar
Characteristics
Success
Boredom
Celebrity
Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist
People
Situations
Success
Celebrity
Limousines
We used to have actresses trying to become stars; now we have stars trying to become actresses.
Laurence Olivier
(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer
Acting
Entertainment
Actresses
Celebrity
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Hollywood
Places
Success
Celebrity
Tradition
I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.
Mike Birbiglia
(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Success
Celebrity
Fame
I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.
Zach Braff
(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Life
Success
Celebrity
Jealousy
Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.
Russell Brand
(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Speech
Success
Celebrity
Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Money
Success
Work
Celebrity
Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.
Harry Cohn
(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer
Success
Time
Celebrity
Overnight star
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Communication
Reading/Writing
Speech
Success
Celebrity
Public figures
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