Keyword: Celebrity (Page 2)

Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous… that’s easy… it’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.

(1980 – ) American singer

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player

Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.

(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter

You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian