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Keyword: Chocolate

Exercise is a dirty word; every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Charles Schulz
(1922  – 2000) American cartoonist (Peanuts)
Activities Exercise Chocolate

Mary: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.

Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

Valerie Harper
(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Rhoda Morgenstern in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show” Chocolate

All you really need is love… but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Lucy van Pelt
cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Emotions Love Chocolate

Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.

Anonymous
Food/Drink Men People Chocolate Hips

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst
(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist
Characteristics Chocolate Strength

A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

Slick's Second Law of the Universe
Body Fat Murphy’s Laws Chocolate

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Charles Dickens
(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Friends People Chocolate













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