Keyword: Egotism

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Egotism: An anesthetic that nature gives to a man to deaden the pain of being a darn fool.

There but for the grace of God, goes God.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his own hand.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Jolson's ego was so big he could have given the Lord himself an inferiority complex.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

(1916 – 1996) American comic book artist

When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.

(1949 – ) English nurse

Our ego is our silent partner – too often with a controlling interest.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Egotism: Usually a case of mistaken nonentity.

(1907 – 1990) American actress

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Bryant Gumbel’s ego has applied for statehood…. and if it’s accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.

(1934 – ) American TV personality

Egotism: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

He’s the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.

(1931 – ) American actress & singer

Well at least he has finally found his true love… what a pity he can’t marry himself.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty… but I am too busy thinking about myself.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet