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Experience
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I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Life
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Angels
Experience
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.
Ann Landers
(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Education
Learning
Experience
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Antrim
(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money
Time
Experience
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Mistakes
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Experience
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death
Intelligence
Carry a tune
Experience
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Education
Life
Experience
Learning
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.
Higdon's Law
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Experience
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Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
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Experience
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People
Experience
Optimist
Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Education
Learning
Life
School
Experience
Experience: What causes a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones.
Anonymous
Definitions
Mistakes
Experience
Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Anonymous
Definitions
Mistakes
Experience
I'm an experienced woman. I've been around… Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been… nearby.
Mary Tyler Moore
(1936 – 2017) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Mary in “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”
Experience
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals
Intelligence
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Experience
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This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.
Alfred E. Newman
Education
Learning
Experience
Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.
Anonymous
Definitions
Experience
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