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Keyword: Laziness (Page 2)

He’s got molasses in his britches.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Laziness Other expressions

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Anonymous
Miscellaneous Laziness

Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics Exercise Work Judgement Laziness

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Anonymous
Characteristics Expressions Work Laziness

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Hlade's Law
Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work Laziness Tasks

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money Things Bed Laziness

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

Country expression
Miscellaneous Laziness Other expressions

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Laziness Other expressions
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