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Keyword:
Laziness
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He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Characteristics
Exercise
Work
Judgement
Laziness
He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Work
Laziness
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.
Hlade's Law
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Laziness
Tasks
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Money
Things
Bed
Laziness
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
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