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Keyword:
Laziness
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You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Laziness
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
Saunders's Discovery
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Inventions
Laziness
I was born lazy; I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Work
Laziness
You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”
Jim Gaffigan
(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment
Television
Laziness
Remote controls
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Characteristics
Situations
Laziness
A loafer always has the correct time.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics
Time
Laziness
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
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