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Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
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The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
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Untrustworthy
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Untrustworthy
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Narrow between the eyes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
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Well I declare
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Which of your relatives do you look like?
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
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This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’m gonna give him one last chance
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That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rare
Scarcity
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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