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You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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