Keyword: Other expressions

Built like a brick shithouse

Stiff in the heels

He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.

In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

He ain’t a man to tie too.

Plantation dog

If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.

Narrow between the eyes.

Well, I swanny…

The apple never falls too far from the tree.

Who do you favor?

Watermelon talk

This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

That's as scarce as hen's teeth.

Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.