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Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
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Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
That takes the cake
Expression
Miscellaneous
Expressing a surprise
Other expressions
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
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