Keyword: Other expressions

Watermelon talk

It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

Flat as a fritter.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

Right as rain.

You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

He’s just loudin’ off.

That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.

She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

Pot licker

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

That takes the cake

That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.

He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

Long as a month of Sundays.