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Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
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