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That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
One foot in the grave
Expression
Miscellaneous
Close to death
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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