Keyword: Oxymorons

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

Profanity sucks.

Signs

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

I'm proud of my humility.

Characteristics

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

I am a deeply superficial person.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
Characteristics People Self

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Characteristics

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication