Keyword: Oxymorons

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

A little pain never hurt anyone.

Miscellaneous

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents Problems

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Characteristics

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Occupations Opinion

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator
Marriage Sex

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

I disagree with unanimity.

Beliefs Opinion

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Conflict

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

I'm proud of my humility.

Characteristics