Keyword: Oxymorons

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host
Children Family Parents

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Characteristics

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Characteristics

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

Work

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer
Life

We need to sit down and walk through some things.

Mixed metaphors

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

A joke is a very serious thing.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Entertainment

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Characteristics People

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Beliefs Opinion

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements