Keyword: Oxymorons

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Profanity sucks.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

(1960 – ) English singer

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

writer, website creator

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

I'm proud of my humility.

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

People have one thing in common: they are all different.

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

I am a deeply superficial person.

(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.