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Keyword: Privacy

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Franklin Adams
(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Communication Conversation Speech Privacy Secrets

The privatesies of the bedroom.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements Privacy

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Proverb
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success Privacy Public

There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in presidents; those are prayer and fishing.

Herbert Hoover
(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
America Characteristics Situations Fishing Prayer Privacy

The main reason I don’t cheat on my girlfriend is so I can go for a shower without taking my phone, laptop and iPad with me.

Kai Humphries
British comedian
Computers Relationships Things Privacy

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Own business Privacy













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