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Keyword: Snoring

Snoring: Sheet music.

Anonymous
Definitions Sleep Wordplay Snoring

My friend’s snoring is so bad his wife bought one of those anti-snoring devices; I believe it’s called a Taser.

Greg Tamblyn
American speaker, humorist & singer-songwriter
Activities Sleep Snoring

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Husbands Marriage Wives Snoring Swear

Snoring: Sound sleeping.

Anonymous
Definitions Snoring

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Proverb
Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep Snoring

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Proverb
Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep Snoring

Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Anonymous
Activities Definitions Sleep Snoring Sound Sleeper

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess
(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
Emotions Happiness Laughter Situations Sleep Snoring

Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People Snoring Warmth

There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities Sleep Snoring













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