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Keyword: Snoring

Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Anonymous
Activities Definitions Sleep Snoring Sound Sleeper

My friend’s snoring is so bad his wife bought one of those anti-snoring devices; I believe it’s called a Taser.

Greg Tamblyn
American speaker, humorist & singer-songwriter
Activities Sleep Snoring

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Proverb
Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep Snoring

Snoring: Sound sleeping.

Anonymous
Definitions Snoring

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess
(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
Emotions Happiness Laughter Situations Sleep Snoring

Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People Snoring Warmth

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Proverb
Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep Snoring

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Husbands Marriage Wives Snoring Swear

Snoring: Sheet music.

Anonymous
Definitions Sleep Wordplay Snoring

There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities Sleep Snoring













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