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Keyword: Wrinkles

Women are not forgiven for aging; Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

Jane Fonda
(1937 – ) American actress, writer, political activist, & fitness exponent
Age Men People Women Wrinkles

Did you ever look in a mirror and wonder how your pantyhose got so wrinkled… and then remember you weren’t wearing any?

Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Appearance Old Wrinkles

I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

Jeanne Calment
(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Appearance Body Old Wrinkles

Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress really need ironing?

Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Nylund in “The Golden Girls” Wrinkles

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Appearance Smiling Wrinkles

Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

Anonymous
Appearance Body Definitions Wrinkles

I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Wrinkles

Wrinkles are hereditary; parents get them from their children.

Doris Day
(1924 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance Children Family Parents Wrinkles













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