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Keyword: Wrinkles

Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

Anonymous
Appearance Body Definitions Wrinkles

Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress really need ironing?

Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Rose Nylund in “The Golden Girls” Wrinkles

Did you ever look in a mirror and wonder how your pantyhose got so wrinkled… and then remember you weren’t wearing any?

Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Appearance Old Wrinkles

I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

Jeanne Calment
(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Appearance Body Old Wrinkles

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Appearance Smiling Wrinkles

Wrinkles are hereditary; parents get them from their children.

Doris Day
(1924 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance Children Family Parents Wrinkles

I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Wrinkles

Women are not forgiven for aging; Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

Jane Fonda
(1937 – ) American actress, writer, political activist, & fitness exponent
Age Men People Women Wrinkles













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