Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 4)

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

(1880 – ?) American author

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

I have a friend; he keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar, but I don’t believe him.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

(1945 – 2010) American comedian & actor

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.


Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

To the French, lying is simply talking.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and even if he caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet