Subject: Death (Page 5)

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Communication Death Hair Time

Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Money Time

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Death Life

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death Life

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw
Last words

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer
Last words

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Death

Die… I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Last words

Death takes no bribes.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Death

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Death Sleep

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist
Last words

Don’t forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

(1865 – 1936) English short-story writer, poet & novelist
Death Situations

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand
Death Last words

Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the f**k out of everybody!

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Death

I hope they bury me near a straight man.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Emotions

I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Accidents Age Death Friends People

Death and taxes are inevitable.

(1796-1865) Canadian politician, judge & author
Death

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Communication Death Reading/Writing

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.


Last words

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Death Headlines