Subject: Proverbs (Page 3)

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

Nobody ever committed suicide who had a good two-year-old in the barn.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.

When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Justifying a fault doubles it.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.