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Proverbs
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Spanish proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
War
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
Nobody ever committed suicide who had a good two-year-old in the barn.
Racetrack proverb
Activities
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Horse racing
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.
Norwegian proverb
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Proverbs
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.
American proverb
Proverbs
He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
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Public
Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.
English proverb
,
Proverb
Proverbs
You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.
Swedish proverb
Age
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Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Japanese proverb
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
Russian proverb
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When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Ethiopian proverb
Proverbs
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
German proverb
Communication
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A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
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If the baby is happy, don’t try to make it happier.
Anonymous
Family
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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Spanish proverb
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Time
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Wives
Justifying a fault doubles it.
French proverb
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
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Seating
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb
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Wisdom
"Star Trek"
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