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Criticism
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He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
Samuel Foote
(1720 – 1777) British dramatist, actor & theatre manager
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Dullness
Of English writer Samuel Johnson
The ‘g’ is silent… the only thing about her that is.
Julie Burchill
(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
Communication
Insults
Speech
About author Camille Paglia
Criticism
A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.
Kenneth Tynan
(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Communication
Occupations
Work
Criticism
Critics
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication
Entertainment
Wordplay
Criticism
[businesman] Sir Martin Sorrell is more arrogant than the entire French nation put together.
Alain de Pouzilhac
businessman & CEO
Communication
Insults
Criticism
Sir Martin Sorrell
Long experience has taught me that to be criticized is not always to be wrong.
Anthony Eden
(1897 – 1977) British politician & Prime Minister
Reviews/Criticism
Criticism
I have derived continued benefit from criticism at all periods of my life and I do not remember any time when I was ever short of it.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs
Criticism
Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink
Coffee
Criticism
Temperature
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher
(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician
Communication
(also Lyndon Johnson)
Criticism
Swim
If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a drama critic.
Edward Albee
(1928 – ) playwright
Beliefs
Opinion
Attila the Hun
Criticism
Drama critic
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication
Insults
Opinion
Criticism
Playwrights
Hello!… we heard you at the door, but just thought you were part of the bad weather.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication
People
Criticism
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow up and be a critic.”
Richard Pryor
(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor
Communication
Occupations
Work
Aspirations
Criticism
Critics
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