Subject: Activities » Games (Page 2)

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

(1920 – 2000) American actor

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.