Subject: Activities » Games (Page 2)

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Activities Games Life

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
Activities Games

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

Activities Definitions Games

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Activities Computers Games Sports Things

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games People

Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Activities Games Sex

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games Honesty

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Activities Games Situations

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
Activities Games

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

Activities Games

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Activities Games Money

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

One night I was playing poker with tarot cards; I got a full house and four people died.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Games People

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws