Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth (Page 2)

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

My wife said: ‘I want an explanation and I want the truth.’ I said: ‘Make up your mind.’

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

(1948 – ) English novelist

I can prove anything with statistics except the truth.

(1770 – 1827) British statesman, politician & prime minister

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.