Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth (Page 2)

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.