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Beliefs
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If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Communication
Honesty
Killing
Truth
Funny
I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side – I’ve noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
Bethania McKenstry
American activist
Beliefs
Opinion
Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!
Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson
Book Titles
Religion
Birth control
It's great to be with Bill Buckley because you don't have to think; he takes a position and you automatically take the opposite and you know you are right.
John Kenneth Galbraith
(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist
Beliefs
Insults
Opinion
William Buckley
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Beliefs
Intelligence
Hunch
Reality
Trust everybody – but cut the cards.
Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Characteristics
Honesty
Cards
Trust
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Beliefs
Give away
Liberals
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Characteristics
Honesty
Husbands
Lies
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Characteristics
Communication
Language
Truth
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