Subject: Beliefs (Page 42)

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

Liberal: A man with his mind open at both ends.

Beliefs Definitions People

A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.

(1931 – ) American author & journalist
Beliefs Conflict Law People

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
Beliefs God Situations

Death to all fanatics!

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Beliefs People

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ … it is a mere formality; it doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no, you’re going to get it anyway.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Beliefs Opinion

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Beliefs Intelligence Proverbs Understanding

In the beginning there was nothing and God said ‘Let there be light,’ and there was still nothing, but everybody could see it.

(1949 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
Beliefs God

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author
Communication Lies Occupations Reading/Writing Work