Subject: Beliefs (Page 42)

If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side – I’ve noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.

American activist

Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!

It's great to be with Bill Buckley because you don't have to think; he takes a position and you automatically take the opposite and you know you are right.

(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

Trust everybody – but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author