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Subject: Beliefs (Page 42)

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Kent's Law
Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians Reporters

Liberal: A man with his mind open at both ends.

Anonymous
Beliefs Definitions People Liberal

A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.

Tom Wolfe
(1931 – ) American author & journalist
Beliefs Conflict Law People Conservatives Liberals

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

Lynn Redgrave
(1943 – 2010) English actress
Beliefs God Situations From “Georgy Girl”

Death to all fanatics!

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Beliefs People Fanatics

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ … it is a mere formality; it doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no, you’re going to get it anyway.

Erma Bombeck
(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Beliefs Opinion Advice

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Anonymous
Beliefs Intelligence Proverbs Understanding

In the beginning there was nothing and God said ‘Let there be light,’ and there was still nothing, but everybody could see it.

Dave Thomas
(1949 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
Beliefs God

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

Isaac Singer
(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author
Communication Lies Occupations Reading/Writing Work
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