Subject: Communication » Books (Page 5)

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

You ever read a book that changed your life? … me neither.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Bill wrote a book at Yale; I read one.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

The difference between fiction and reality… fiction has to make sense.

(1947 – ) American author

It is part of prudence to thank an author for his book before reading it, so as to avoid the necessity of lying about it afterwards.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

Inside every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

A biography is a book that is usually written about a dead person because it is so unlike him when he was alive.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I am being frank about myself in this book; I tell of my first mistake on page 850.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

I used to think 'Tora! Tora! Tora!' was about a Rabbi taking inventory.

(1936 – ) television talk show host

I can tell I’m getting old because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library.

(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer