Subject: Communication » Conversation (Page 2)

Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

When you talk to him, he looks at you and grins and grins and nods and nods and appears to be the world's best listener, until you realize he is not listening at all.

(1933 – ) television & radio host

If [the weather] didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Eating without conversation is only stoking.

writer

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

The effectiveness of a telephone conversation is in inverse proportion to the time spent on it.

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Alice Jane Chandler Webster (1876 – 1916) writer & author

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.

(1887 – 1948) American journalist & humorist

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

(1846–1916) American essayist, editor, critic & lecturer

Sex is better than talk… talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

The opposite of talking isn't listening; the opposite of talking is waiting.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I was at a party a couple of weeks ago, talking to this guy about the Gaza Strip; he thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Polite conversation is rarely either.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds “in other words;” he is merely starting afresh.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist