Subject: Communication » Language (Page 2)

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

She was a bilingual illiterate… she couldn't read in two different languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Italian Without Words

Is "tired old cliche" one?


Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Join clauses good like a conjunction should.

I always confuse the words exotic and erotic; that made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.

comic, actor, & writer

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.

I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’

(1973 – ) American comedian

Discriminate: To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Quotation: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

(1940 – 1992) English writer

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: – 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady