Subject: Communication (Page 13)

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good; he’s dead… good!

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Communication Death Speech

Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash.

(1928 – 2008) American singer, songwriter & rock and roll pioneer
Communication Speech

Who remembers when X Factor was just Roman suncream?

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.

Mary Anne Evans (1819 – 1880) English novelist, journalist & translator
Communication People Speech

Never position a rock near a hard place.

(1962 – ) English writer
Communication Situations Wordplay

Men's tonsils, please.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Speech

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne
Communication Eating Language People Speech

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Communication

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy
Books Communication Death Health Reading/Writing

I was in a book store and saw a French looking girl, she was bi-illterate… she couldn’t read in two languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Reading/Writing

Let me ask you… would crack be so bad, and would people think so harshly of crack, if it were called 'crackle'?

(1968 – ) American actor & comedian
Activities Communication Drugs Language

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

(1946 – ) American actor
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’… you probably saw our posters.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Situations

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
Communication Intelligence Speech

No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the phone.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

Americans like fat books and thin women.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Appearance Body Books Communication People Reading/Writing Women

There is no thief like a bad book.

Books Communication Proverbs Reading/Writing

I'm the master of low expectations.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication Language