Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen but he could not read it, he thought I was just trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

(1941) American writer & humorist

Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read.

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

(1907 – 1989) American writer

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

(1689 – 1755) French philosopher & political commentator

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic.

(1928 – ) playwright

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

One of the greatest creations of the human mind is the art of reviewing books without having read them.

(1742 – 1799) German writer

I can tell I’m getting old because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library.

(1982 – ) American actress, stand-up comedian & writer