Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 5)

If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue that contains the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.

I never thought you could win a Pulitzer just for quoting Tommy Lasorda correctly.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician

I’ve never read an article of clothing.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Those who abhor history are compelled to rewrite it.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

Ransom notes.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Sparky is the only guy I know who’s written more books than he has read.

baseball broadcaster

Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger; you might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last.

(1952 – ) American columnist & author

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read.

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

(1904 – 1963) American journalist

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

A best seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.

(1914 – ) historian

She was a master at making nothing happen very slowly.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor