Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 3)

Speeches are like babies – easy to conceive but hard to deliver.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.

(1938 – ) film critic & former television co-host

Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

None but the dead have free speech.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five; sensible people never go to lectures at all.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine.

Jim Jordan (1896 – 1988) American radio comedian (of Fibber McGee & Molly)

I’ve got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I’m pregnant.

(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

The mediocrity of his thinking is concealed by the majesty of his language.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

Winston has devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer