Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 5)

I never give the public hell; I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Gossip: Anything that goes in one ear and over the back fence.

Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist

The quality of debate [in the House of Lords] is pretty high – and it is, I think, good evidence of life after death.

(1903 – 1998) English clergyman

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

You will, Oscar, you will.

(1834 – 1903) American-born, British-based artist

Gossip: Hearing something you like about someone you don’t.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

All Englishmen talk as if they’ve got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.

(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me; just the other night she called me from a hotel.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring; if you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip; if you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.

Men's tonsils, please.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.

(396 – 314 BC) Greek philosopher & mathematician

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author

Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer