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The perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonald
(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Wordplay
Jokes
And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages; you get married, and every night, it’s the same sex.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Marriage
Sex
Wordplay
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial-a-lama.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Wordplay
Dalai Lama
Tibet
Reoriented: Sent back to China.
Anonymous
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Reoriented
Polygamy – the art of parrot-folding.
Lizzy Mace
comic actor-writer
Communication
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Polygamy
Obesity is really widespread.
Joseph O. Kern
Appearance
Fat
Wordplay
Obesity
I think if you were hardcore anti-feminism, surely you wouldn’t call yourself ‘anti-feminism’ would you? … you’d call yourself ‘Uncle Feminism’.
Jenny Collier
British comedian
Communication
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Feminism
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