Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 11)

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

Incest is relatively boring.

Family Sex Wordplay

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.

comedian
Health Wordplay

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Communication Failure Success Wordplay

I’m not worried about the Third World War… that’s the Third World’s problem.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Conflict War Wordplay

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager
Baseball Sports Wordplay

Propaganda: Baloney disguised as food for thought.

Definitions Wordplay

Experimental psychologist: A scientist who pulls habits out of rats.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
Definitions Occupations Wordplay Work

I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer, and all night long I was on her and off her.

Sex Wordplay

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Art Communication Wordplay

If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

A day without sunshine is like, you know… night.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Communication Wordplay

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Occupations Wordplay Work

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.

Definitions Wordplay

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Wordplay

Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.

(1987 – ) British comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Children Family Sex Wordplay