Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 10)

I got a new dog… he’s a paranoid retriever; he brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Dogs Wordplay

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication Entertainment Wordplay

Nothing risqué nothing gained!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Communication Sex Wordplay

She was another of his near Mrs.

Communication Language Marriage Relationships Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Communication Wordplay

Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.

(1987 – ) British comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Wordplay

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

All really grim gardeners possess a keen sense of humus.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist
Activities Wordplay

Reoriented: Sent back to China.

Definitions Wordplay

Children always take the line of most persistence.

writer
Children Family Wordplay

Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.

Definitions Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

(1855 – 1937) American lawyer, judge, banker & Secretary of Treasury
Communication Wordplay

Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.


Emotions Laughter Wordplay

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.

Definitions Wordplay