Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 8)

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
England Places Wordplay

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

All I had to my name were some letters and all I had in my pocket was a broken compass; I didn’t know which way to turn.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders… I hate necks.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Body Communication People Women Wordplay

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as ‘4’s’?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.

Definitions Wordplay

I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never… lure them into my car; no, I'm kidding… I don’t have a license.

(1980 – ) Australian comedian
Children Communication Family Wordplay

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Definitions Wordplay

Youth is stranger than fiction.

writer
Children Family Wordplay

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Communication Wordplay

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Propaganda: Baloney disguised as food for thought.

Definitions Wordplay

At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy; I loved that wheelchair.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

What's that up the road? … a head?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.

comedian
Health Wordplay

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host
Life Wordplay