Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 6)

A lot of people are very critical of modern reproductive processes without understanding all the ins and outs.

(1940 – ) English professor, medical doctor, scientist & politician
Sex Wordplay

My piñata costume was a hit with the crowd

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Health Wordplay

One arm butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

Science/Weather Wordplay

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Communication Wordplay

Dave drowned; so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt; well, it’s what he would have wanted.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.

Girls People Wordplay

What's that up the road? … a head?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Things Wordplay

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee.

Definitions Wordplay

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Communication Death Last words Wordplay

As a kid I was made to walk the plank… we couldn’t afford a dog.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

In America you can always find a party; in Russia the party always finds you.

(1951 – ) Soviet-American comedian
America Places Wordplay

At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy; I loved that wheelchair.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

Definitions Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

Peeping Tom: A window fan.

Definitions Wordplay

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Occupations Wordplay Work

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay