Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 7)

Holy deadlock.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Wordplay

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Tears: Remorse code.

Definitions Wordplay

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”

Communication Language Wordplay

If Bing Crosby was great, imagine how good Google Crosby would have been.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
People Wordplay

I have two boys, 5 and 6… we’re no good at naming things in our house.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
Children Family Wordplay

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

Definitions Wordplay

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host
Life Wordplay

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

How can there be self-help groups?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

How is it possible to have a civil war?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict War Wordplay

Censorship: The power of the suppress.

Communication Wordplay

The penis mightier than the sword.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Wordplay

I went to [a bookstore] and asked the woman for a book about turtles; she said ‘hardback?’ and I was like, ‘yeah, and little heads.

British comedian
Books Communication Wordplay

Experimental psychologist: A scientist who pulls habits out of rats.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
Definitions Occupations Wordplay Work

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

Take my wife… please!

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Marriage Wives Wordplay