Subject: Conflict » War

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.


(1934 – 2012) American army general
Conflict Places War

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

Starting a war in the name of peace is like poking a hole in a balloon to get more air into it.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Conflict War

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Conflict Emotions Love Time War

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Conflict Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes War

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Marriage Proverbs War

War hath no fury like a noncombatant.

(1867 – 1928) English journalist & novelist
Conflict People War

In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Conflict Ideas Intelligence War

Diplomats tell lies to journalists, and they believe what they read.

(1874 – 1936) Austrian writer & journalist
Conflict War

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Conflict God War

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops War

At this point we should just make it the 51st state: Welcome to Iraqachusetts: live free and die.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author
Conflict Government War

'Bush and Son: Leading America to War Since 1990.'

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
America Conflict War

Peace: Co-existence or no no existence.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Conflict War

It's negative to think about blowing each other up.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Conflict War

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America Conflict Places War World

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate; and I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

Conflict War

If our politicians were better at pretending to get along, there wouldn’t be any war.

Conflict Government Politicians War

I believe that forgiving them is God’s function; our job is to arrange the meeting.

(1934 – 2012) United States Army general
Conflict Killing War

War without France would be like… World War II.

Conflict Places War