Subject: Death (Page 15)

Many of these guys on death row have done heinous things, but when we as a people sink to their level and execute them, then we’re no better than Republicans.

American comedian & writer
Death Government Politicians

There have been times when I’ve thought about it – but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Death

How can I die, I'm booked.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Death Entertainment

John Rogers did.

(1812 – 1899) American attorney
Last words

I don’t want to die before my parents die, especially my mother, because I don’t want her to get the chance to pick out what I’m going to wear for eternity.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Death

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist
Last words

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Last words

There is no such thing as inner peace; there is only nervousness and death.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Death

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion
Last words

Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies’ Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

Book Titles Death

Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Death Life

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author
Last words

You have to treat death like any other part of life.

American auto racer
Auto racing Death Sports

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer
Last words

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death Intelligence Memory

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer
Last words