Subject: Death (Page 16)

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Books Communication Death Reading/Writing

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Time

If there is reincarnation, I’d like to come back as Warren Beatty’s fingertips.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

Life is pleasant, death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer
Last words

When Sinclair (Lewis) is dead he's dead; when I die I'm immortal.

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author
Death People Self

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist
Last words

Life is pleasant… death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist
Last words

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden
Last words

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Death

My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap; he was in the electric chair.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Death Relationships

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor
Last words

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist
Death Situations

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer
Last words

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer
Last words

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Death Life Old Young

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Death Things