Subject: Death (Page 3)

Death: To stop sinning suddenly.

It’s hard to be famous and alive.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

God I'm bored.

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer

Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.

(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

(1946 – 1978), American guitarist & founding member of the band Chicago

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer